shit faced saturday

when you get shit faced...on a saturday

Last Saturday I was so shit faced, I pooped NEXT to the toilet instead of in it...shit faced saturday...CLASSIC!

by shkristy April 17, 2010

big faced hundreds

"new" hundred dollar bills with the big face of ben franklin, the older bills had smaller faces

"whaaats in my pockets dawwwwg? big faced hundreds!!"

"rob your stash house double down out in vegas
i been spendin hundreds since they had small faces"

by miller6612 July 16, 2011

two dollar fade away

When you crumble up two single dollar bills or a fun but rare 2 dollar bill and throw it towards stripper on stage. fading away like Kobe back into your seat

Omar grabbed two bucks off the stack of singles on the table faded away shooting the two dollar fade away onto the main stage

by No Regrets February 15, 2018

FadedHomie

That one friend who is somehow always faded, elevated, stoned, or high. Usually doesn't know how faded they are expect when asked life questions and they forget what they were talking about in the first place. A true down to earth person. The original before vintage was cool.

Rich homie and FadedHomie are the people that get you through those rough days.

by Bromiser_ScottCarr November 9, 2016

Fadedsparkle

Fadedsparkle is a cosplayer on TikTok. She cosplays many anime characters, as well as some characters from the DreamSMP. She has over 50 000 followers on the app, and also often interacts with her followers and mutuals on the app.

Do you know any cool tiktokers? the app has been feeling kind of bland lately

Yeah! her name is Fadedsparkle. She's a really cool cosplayer!

Cool! I'll check her out.

by ayofaded69 May 27, 2021

FaceDitch

When you and a friend are on Facebook, having an intense conversation, whether it be wall-to-wall, or inbox, and all of a sudden that person logs off without informing you, meanwhile you wait around for a notification telling you of their latest post.

Person 1: Whoa, you totally FaceDitched me earlier when I was telling you about that slut in our grade!
Person 2: O-M-G, SORRY, I had to go and didn't have a spare 2 seconds to post you telling you I was leaving.

by HeathyBoy5678 February 6, 2009

Facedbooking

Operating Facebook while intoxicated.

I was so drunk last night I don't remember what I put on Facebook, guess I was Facedbooking.

by PDXSAC May 5, 2010