what the crap 

an alternative for 'what the fuck'. is more accepted by public, as crap is less offensive than fuck, obviously. 'what the shit' can also be used, as can other variations. eg: 'what the crapper'
'what the shitface'

for internet use: replace 'wtf' with 'wtc'
if people don't know it - send them here.

guy: dude, that lady over there is pretending to be a bird...
girl: what the shitface?!
guy: i know aye, what the crapper is she doing.

what the crap by nikkivondee* October 26, 2009

sack of crap 

A sack that is full of shit, Sean O' Brien

Me: Sean, you're a big Irish sack of crap
Sean: Fuck you, Daniel.

sack of crap by DumbWoob May 14, 2004

piece of crap 

A thing where one oerson is too freaking scared to say "you piece of shit" so they say "you piece of crap"... they're basically the same thing.

Some Random Dude: Hello crap for crap... you are a piece of crap.

piece of crap by Tha guy April 24, 2005

rap is crap 

A persons opinion.

Nothing more, nothing less.

See Rock is crap Pop is crap Jazz is crap D&B is crap etc. is crap

Rap is crap, oh well i'll listen to whatever i usually like and move on with my life...

rap is crap by Bean945 August 4, 2006

corn on the crap 

when too much undigested corn ends up in your stool!

Whew that BBQ gave me corn on the crap!

corn on the crap by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Computer Crap 

1.A blanket statement my dad uses for computer and tech related things he doesn't understand.

2. The name of some kind of tech problem he has.

3. Things he thinks that are lies on the internet.

Person 1: This email won't send I think there is something wrong with the server
Person 2: Computer Crap!

Computer Crap by untechsupportdaughter November 14, 2009

Chicken Crap 

Chicken Crap is what you get when you’re not allowed to say Chicken Shit

2011 Incoming Speaker of the House, John Boehner, used the words "Chicken Crap" instead of "Chicken Shit" to reporters in Congress because he didn’t want to use unacceptable slang.

Congress is full of Bull Shit, and they are a bunch of Chicken Shits. Excuse me, I meant to say, "Congress is full of Bull Crap, and they are a bunch of Chicken Craps."

Chicken Crap by euphemismo December 5, 2010