Crusty Couch

A Crusty couch is a piece of furniture used frequently for masturbation.
This word is most often refers to a couch but it can also be used for a chair or a recliner.

Xavier: Hey Nathaniel, why don't you make you're self comfortable and have a seat!
Ali: Oh no! You can't sit there!
Xavier: Why not?
Ali: Dude, don't you know? That's my Crusty Couch!
Xavier: Aw ew dude! That's disgusting!
Nathaniel: I'm gonna kick your ass!

by XXXrolland September 20, 2016

william coghlan

great guy with a massive cock. will fuck you until its rap. will loves u so much he will simp for u and huggie u

william coghlan will kill ur whole family if u dont fuck him

by wills dummy thicc February 21, 2021

Norwegian couch hippo

The Norwegian couch hippo or better known as a pibbles. Lives and breathes on your couch, they steal your blankets a may pibble nibble on them, they will cuddle you and take your warmth and lick so much that they start to take your nutrients. There is no way to get rid of them, you only end up getting morw and becoming infested.

The Norwegian couch hippo his a great cuddle buddy, when it is time to watch a movie on the couch

by Shipwrecked April 23, 2022

fall off the couch

to be depressed after being happy or excited. Refer to ‘jump the couch’.

The boy was informed that he passed the exam; but when he came to know later that he had actually failed, he fell off the couch (past form of fall off the couch).

by uttam maharjan July 6, 2012

pouch in the couch

when a male gets their balls stuck in their couch

I was masturbating and I accidentally got my pouch in the couch.

by daddyshortlegs April 19, 2017

To be caught in a Waffle

When you waffle on about something and somebody points it out, or notices it, "catching" you in a waffle

Example for To be caught in a Waffle
P1: dude I hate it when blah blah blah
P2: mate I think I caught you in a waffle

by Osix December 20, 2020

couch surfing

A skilled professional sport; most often taken up by the homeless musician. It may consist of riding the 'ultimate wave' ( prolonged or permanently scored sofa accomidation) or smaller and shorter waves (temporary stays).
These skilled and talented 'couch athletes' sometimes consider getting a job, but usually are back out in the surf within a few weeks thereafter. WARNING: This culture is extremely territorial!

Locals only dude!! Dont snake my wave or I'll smash my guitar over your head...

by herbiewa July 27, 2004