boogermuffin

Muffins made by bakers with severe sinusitis that keep sneezing into the batter while their noses also run freely while mixing their recipe.

The minister took a bite of the boogermuffin and quickly spat it out while using the lord's name in vain!

by Mad Macgog October 11, 2025

[Biloxi booger]

Step 1: Find someone you despise
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit

"Man Cory was such an ass last night so I gave him a Biloxi booger that he will never forget!"

by Bob Burnquest January 29, 2009

Fooker Booger

Face Booker that gives too many unwarranted commments on your profile...and they won't go away-like a booger that you can't get off your finger!

That Fooker Booger comments on every damn thing I write!

by Princess of Hottingham May 7, 2009

crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.

'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'

by twilyth June 28, 2009

cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.

Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..

by coalnine November 23, 2009

sleeping booger

pieces of green/yellow crustyness found in eyes when waking up in the morning, sometimes known as crusties, or sleep.

hey, you got a sleeping booger in your eye.

by Mikawinkle October 4, 2011

Silly Boogers

some one who acts really stupid

Pete got the shit kicked out of him cause he was acting silly boogers again.

by MarkVIIIIIIIIII December 31, 2011