Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Bumder

A mix of the bummer and bender also known as homosexual

Oska"fuck off you bumder".
Alfie smih"what's a bumper".
Oska"it means gay so its a word that describes you".

by Heeeeeeeeeellllllllooooooooo February 19, 2020

Blumperwax

This is the act of pouring hot wax down you're japseye and receiving a scolding hot skewer up you're rectum.

Can't believe Dave had a blumperwax last night.

by Boofhead_JB February 6, 2020

Bummer

When your friend summer just ate (someone) out and she stank like a$$

Dang bummer who you be eating

by Krissssstann February 8, 2020

Bumpet

When a trumpeter puts his/her trumpet up to their a-hole and starts farting creating a sweet, ass melody.

Person 1: Did you hear Herb Alperts bumpet preformance last night?
Person 2: Yeah bruh I started tearing up or maybe that was the shit smell.

by THeHORNyMAN April 20, 2020

Bumberclut

Aural for gay men.

Garath, no one gives a shit you are a bumberclut.

by i.am.someone.111 June 1, 2020

Bummertummer

When everyone around you is a bummer tummer. You will not know what to do. Apologies to anyone who experiences this.

“You know what you are all acting like such bummertummers”

by Quomisaword June 15, 2020