Definitions by THeHORNyMAN

Bumpet 

When a trumpeter puts his/her trumpet up to their a-hole and starts farting creating a sweet, ass melody.

Person 1: Did you hear Herb Alperts bumpet preformance last night?
Person 2: Yeah bruh I started tearing up or maybe that was the shit smell.

Bumpet by THeHORNyMAN April 20, 2020