Grab a banana and peel it, remove the banana. Then take a shit and place it inside the peel. Shove the Banana log in the girl's mouth and then begin to fuck her mouth, banana and all.
Person 1: Oh I gotta take a shit! Get me a banana!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: So I can shit in it and fuck my gurl's brains out! Mudslide banana split time!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: So I can shit in it and fuck my gurl's brains out! Mudslide banana split time!
by syngates13 July 8, 2011
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I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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Get the banana guard mug.Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but more delicious. After coitus employing a banana-flavored condom, the penis is swiped across the woman's upper-lip, leaving a fragrant trail of banana semen.
by MontgomeryQ March 25, 2009
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Get the Banana Nipple mug.someone who is hyper and doesn't pay attention to their surroundings so they tend to slip, trip and/or fall a lot. aka "Slippery Spaz"
Joe is starring at a girl while walking with Ted. Joe reaches the steps, and face plants. Ted turns around and sees Joe on the ground.
Ted: Come on Joe, you banana spaz.
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by mattman2900 September 4, 2010
Get the Banana Spaz mug.Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing them selves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Sentence: Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of onision? Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Guy 1: *Kills himself *'' Due to the effects of being a Banana
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