Definitions by mattman2900

Brik 

square, boring, dull.

If I don't sneak out tonight to the party, my friends will think I'm brik.

Brik by mattman2900 June 13, 2012

Zel

Cool, awesome, rad, epic.

Your new car is seriously zel.

The Dark Knight Rises is going to be zel, I can't wait.

Zel by mattman2900 June 13, 2012

Zelr 

Cooler, way cooler, more cool, more epic, more awesome, better.

Johnny Depp is definitely zelr than any other actor.

Zelr by mattman2900 June 13, 2012

Cheekey 

cleverly funny, witty.

During Comic-Con, a mullet is considered a superhero" that's pretty cheekey

Cheekey by mattman2900 September 4, 2010

Free Monkeys 

to be in a good, great or beyond great mood or feeling. Ecstatic.

Happy

"I just got a raise today... Free Monkeys!"

"Blues Traveler is playing a free concert today? Sweet! Free Monkeys!!"

Free Monkeys by mattman2900 September 4, 2010

Banana Spaz

someone who is hyper and doesn't pay attention to their surroundings so they tend to slip, trip and/or fall a lot. aka "Slippery Spaz"

Joe is starring at a girl while walking with Ted. Joe reaches the steps, and face plants. Ted turns around and sees Joe on the ground.

Ted: Come on Joe, you banana spaz.

or
Ted: Come on, you slippery spaz

Banana Spaz by mattman2900 September 4, 2010