awkeard

like retard.

pronounced awe-kard

a retard whos retardedness, is that far retarded that its mean to pay them out...

haha you spastic retard you cant spell.

- thats mean

- no its ok hes an awkeard

by mikt10 April 22, 2010

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when you slowly stop talking cause you realize no one is listening

you: so then when I got hom..
you: ( whispering) this is awkard

by I.AM.STUPID......YAY July 14, 2017

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A usually socially awkwardly person excessive internet use and isolation from other human beings. Can be perverted and rarely has friends and if he does they are not loyal towards him they originally think he’s good guy but discover his true perverted socially akward personality. Usually likes the opposite of what the crowd likes and not many people like him. Excessively talks about stuff no one cares about. PLEASE DONT BE A SOCIALLY AKWARD HUMAN!

Socially Akward Child: Oh my god! GPUs have gone up because of bitcoin miners!
Everyone Else: SHUT UP (SOCIALLY AKWARD PERSONS NAME) NO ONE CARES!!!

by Jerry H. Collins 156 February 15, 2018

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awkaward

Best Tweet blunder of the day

Because of your total lack of foresight, forethought and whatever other fores you want to fit into this sentence (you know what I mean, son't say you didn't), twitter has officially nominated you for today's awkaward.

by Oneto36 June 6, 2018

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Refers to a uniquely-uncomfortable feeling that one gets from discussing an extinct bird which humans were responsible for wiping out due to over-hunting.

When big-biz dudes try to tell us about how environmentally responsible they are, I ask them about extinct bird and animal species that they and their kind are responsible for wiping out; it always creates an aukward situation for them.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019

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