TMD

Too Much Dick

Guy 1:*COUGH*
Guy 2: TMD BRUH?

by EmperorS September 18, 2011

TMJ

A freezing of the jaw and slurring of words condition that occurs when one has consumed Too Much Jameson (TMJ).

I'm unable to feel my jaw after all those whiskey neats, I've really got to cut back on the Jameson. I may never get over this TMJ.

by Stoolie December 24, 2017

TMO

Too Much Office. A quick response to anyone who states "that's what she said." in the normal course of dialogue. Usually this phrase is used to construe a crude meaning from the other speakers last statement and is a clear indication that they are heavily influenced by the Michael Scott character from the American television show, The Office.

A: God, I love watching Kobe shoot it in the hole.
B: Dude, that's what she said!
A: TMO, man.
B: Huh?
A: Too Much Office.
B: Oh, I see your clever play on words. I admire your wit, sir.

by Rocksotheclown September 5, 2010

tmf

Today mothafucka
Used when trying to urge someone to move quickly

1. Impatiently waiting for his burger, john yells out "today mothafucka" at the people making his food
2. Friend texts, "wait, i have to change my shoes" you text back, "tmf"

by lovelylucinda September 5, 2013

T.M.T

T.M.T

a "thick man too"

Stubborn man, aggressive man, stupid man, robdunne, inconsiderate man, greedy man.

He's a pure T.M.T

That lads a T.M.T

Rob sure is a T.M.T

by sogdog November 24, 2009

T.M.I.

Temporary Moment of Insanity

Person 1 -"Swallow a knife I hate you"

-10 mins later...
Person 2 -"Why'd you say that?"
Person 1 -"Sorry I didn't mean it, I had a T.M.I."

by KGetzy July 26, 2010

TMP!

TMP ( Tickled Me Pink )

Created November 24, 2009 by a DJ from Memphis, TN, called "Record Player". Used on Facebook as an example of abbreviations that could be typed to show amusement instead of the overused "LOL".

TMP! I loved that entry in your blog!

or

TMP! Can be used as an immediate response like LOL!

by Record Player November 24, 2009