Open shoulder 

When you could give less about what someone is thinking/feeling, so you offer your shoulder as a sign of "fake sympathy."

Girl 1: My shirt has a small hole in it!

Girl 2: Really? I have an open shoulder for you. (points to shoulder)

Open shoulder by theatregeek2013 May 22, 2011

cold shoulder 

An effective and common technique guys use to break out of a friend zone. This is effective especially when the guy made a screw-up when asking for a date.

This is utilized in order to hopefully force a girl to wipe a clean slate off a guy who is just not good enough for her as a way to erase a screw-up. Much later, the girl will start to miss him and will hopefully reconsider.

Cold shoulder: the gold standard for getting out of the bane of your relationship.

cold shoulder by CryThunder March 12, 2018

YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy 

Yes, you are. not because of your looks, because im hearing this.

Defined;
Friend: YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy wHY aRE yOU, mY fRieND?
Me: you know, why am I?

YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy by WHYAMIHERE- DO YOU KNOW? April 2, 2021

Put Your Head On My Shoulder 

Put your head on my shoulder
Hold me in your arms, baby
Squeeze me oh-so-tight
Show me that you love me too
Put your lips next to mine, dear
Won't you kiss me once, baby?
Just a kiss goodnight, maybe

You and I will fall in love (you and I will fall in love)

People say that love's a game
A game you just can't win
If there's a way

I'll find it someday
And then this fool will rush in
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear, tell me
Tell me that you love me too (tell me that you love me too)
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear, baby
Put your head on my shoulder

Put Your Head On My Shoulder by Death Menace December 4, 2022

shouldn'tve 

A contraction of "should not have." It can be punctuated many different ways (ie. should'nt've, should'ntve, shouldn't've, etc)

You shouldn'tve called in sick yesterday, there were free donuts in the break room.

shouldn'tve by hedfones February 18, 2009

shoulda lean 

well, no one really knows WHAT in the hell a "shoulda lean" is, so WHY in the hell is it the name of another goddamn rap song?! SERIOUSLY?! o well. that's ebonics for you. don't ask ME. im just bout the biggest wigga that ever existed, bra. ya feelin me?

Let me see ya bounce right to left
n let ya shoulda lean (let cha shoulda lean, jus let ya shoulda lean)
ay get it right 2 step, and let ya shoulda lean
(let ya shoulda lean, jus let ya shoulda lean)
Let me see ya bounce right to left
n let ya shoulda lean (let cha shoulda lean, ay letcha shoulda lean)
ay get it right 2 step, and let ya shoulda lean
(jus let ya shoulda lean, let ya shoulda lean)

lyrics courtesy of google. das rite. stuff that up your pipe & smoke it.

shoulda lean by lil smartass wigga August 31, 2006

shoulder gnome

someone that stands behind another person when they are doing something like chatting on the internet checking their email and such

why do you always have to stand behind me when i'm on the computer , you're such a shoulder gnome

shoulder gnome by SureBuddy August 6, 2007