circle jerk

I went to the University of Illinois in Chicago in the 60's. Back then it was know as the University of Illinois at Chicago Circle, due to it's proximity to a large circular expressway interchange. One day I came home from school and my dad asked me "How is my favorite Circle Jerk doing?" Very funny!After that I started to use the term Circle Jerk to describe some of my teachers and fellow students.

My math teacher is a real Circle Jerk.

by Mongoose March 9, 2004

jerk-the-gherkin

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.

When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

circle jerk

A situation that is completely inane and useless, frustratingly hopeless, almos always connected with work.

My boss is an idiot, you should have seen the circle jerk project we had to do this week to satisfy that egotistical moron.

by funlovincriminl August 9, 2003

circle jerk

Circle Jerk is also a term used by road racing fans to describe an oval racing driver. Typically these are IRL and NASCAR drivers who go around in circles all day.

NASCAR drivers are just a bunch of circle jerks.

by bdogg May 4, 2004

Circle Jerk

When taylor and pascal jerk each other off in a room alone without anyone knowing. But in reality they are gay for each other.

other wise means gay.

Dude you circle jerk. (directed towards pascal or taylor)
Taylor and pascal always circle jerk.

Ahh ur pulling a circle jerk bro.

by the master funk August 27, 2011

Knee-Jerking

To masturbate by placing your penis between your legs and then moving your knee with your hand.

He performed a knee-jerking to the rhythm of a Ace of Base song.

by xerobull March 28, 2013

Jerk-Ass

Someone who says something that leaves you in a state of bewilderment. You have nothing to say in reply.

Suz: I am not responsible for any damage my picture may cause.
Ando: Jerk-Ass.

by Larry October 19, 2003