jesus horses 

According to Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update team (Jimmy Fallon and Tiny Fay), "jesus horses" are defined in the following excerpt: "A Supreme Court in Geaorgia ruled that high school biology teachers were permitted to continue using the term 'evolution' when teaching their classes. However as a compromise, they must now refer to dinosaurs as 'jesus horses'."

My son Timmy loves to learn about jesus horses. His favorite jesus horse is the T-Rex.

jesus horses by duckhunter24 August 16, 2004

Jesus Beaver 

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

Jesus Beaver by Beaverfucker!!!! February 1, 2009

Jesus Horse 

A dinosaur. The term is used sarcastically to mock young earth creationists and their ludicrous assertion that dinosaurs coexisted with humans.

"Oh yeah? Well how do you explain the dinosaurs? What were they Jesus horses?"

Jesus Horse by Lightning Princess March 21, 2004

Jesus Lizard 

Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.

I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.

Jesus Lizard by Light Joker August 15, 2004

Jesus Crust 

A common auto correction made on the Apple iPhone.

Jesus Crust that was a good sandwich.

Jesus Crust by pepperman7 September 5, 2011

Jesus Christ on Ice Skates

1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.

OR

2> Our Lord out Ice Skating

General Donegal slang of Surprise.

1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general

Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard

Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!

2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.

Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.

Jesus Christ: What up!

Jesus Christ on Ice Skates by Jaime-the-ledge January 18, 2010

Jesus tap dancing christ 

instead of using the word"Jesus christ!"you would use "Jesus tap dancing christ!"

Jesus tap dancing christ you smell bad.

Jesus tap dancing christ by kenny bachman April 4, 2010