Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer is SOL... no, not shit outta luck. Sex On Legs. ;)

Jack Bauer is sex on legs... and Kiefer isn't bad either!

by duckhunter24 August 16, 2004

jesus horses

According to Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update team (Jimmy Fallon and Tiny Fay), "jesus horses" are defined in the following excerpt: "A Supreme Court in Geaorgia ruled that high school biology teachers were permitted to continue using the term 'evolution' when teaching their classes. However as a compromise, they must now refer to dinosaurs as 'jesus horses'."

My son Timmy loves to learn about jesus horses. His favorite jesus horse is the T-Rex.

by duckhunter24 August 16, 2004