Italians 

Italians are only those people born in Italy.
Italy is an western European country part of the EU.
Italy is one of the 8 most industrialised countries in the world. Italy is one of the 8 most powerful countries in the world and is part of the G8. Descendants of 19th century Italian emigrants to the USA cannot be consider Italians by culture/education/up-bringing/value, most of them cannot speak the Italian language (they generally speak a mix between a early 19th century southern Italian dialects and American English which would be incompressible to an Italian native). Italian currency is EURO (1 EURO = 1.5 US Dollar)

Every time I speak Italians American in New York I'll have to ask for them to repeat what they are saying in English as their Italian is incomprehensible to me.

Italians by SPQR777 January 12, 2008

italian 

is there anybody who really know how is an italian like? I'm not tanned all year long! And I've never said GUIDO in my life. Anyway, we are mostly 'fighe' in here...
If you dont'understand, use Google Translator.

Silvio Berlusconi non mi rappresenta. I'm Italian.

italian by lacarlo May 2, 2011

Italian 

The Most cultured nationality in the world. An Italian is a lively attractive person with great moral and family values. Great at cooking and very patriotic for Italy. We are not white, or black..we are Italian. Not all of us are members of the Cosa Nostra either. Its very hard to come across an Italian that's a Jackass. No matter what social class, Italians are respectful to anyone.

person 1: Hey, who's that amazing, attractive girl that cooks amazingly and is not in the mafia and has great moral and family values?

Person 2: Oh, that girl? why, shes an Italian!

Italian by ragazzo italiano March 11, 2009

Italian Girls-Blonde 

The elite of the italian girls. Super sexy and rock in bed. From Northern Italy, upper class, and very rich $$$. Must have blue eyes, that how you know they are Northern. Incredible cook too, only the best for these itallian girls! Feel lucky if you know one of these girls, usually mean because they are spoiled, and sometimes snobby, but she is worth it cause if you get her in bed she will ride you like no one ever has!!

I love the italian girls-blonde cause they rock in bed.

Italian Girls-Blonde by Adamh312 January 1, 2011

Italian 

People who like to have fun and dont get pissed of easy, but look out when they do. All of you people who say you have to have dark hair tanned skin and dark eyes are dumb. i am 100 percent Sicilian(Yes, unfourtunently the italians run Sicily) and I have light brown skin dark brown hair and blue eyes. My Uncle Rocco has red hair. We have close familys, and our grandmas are always willing to make us a sandwich.

Johnny-Nello you and your italian family are fucking stupid

Nello-Piss off prick dont fuck with my family

Johnny-Hey take it easy dago

Nello-ya fuckin dead

Johnny-K sorry Nello take it easy im sorry

Nello-thats right you faccia lorda

Italian by LittleDominickG October 3, 2008

italax 

Usually a loner, but not always.
Is mentally unstable and usually somebody who spends many hours playing FF11.
Refered to as a 'nub cake' or a 'n00b' on halo.

OmG ! got italaxed!11!!!1oneseven

italax by Alan January 7, 2005

Italian Apple 

A meatball...plain and simple.

Fuck cannoli! I want an Italian apple for dessert.

Italian Apple by Angelo D August 26, 2008