Avocado Engineer

Software or technology engineers that deploy changes without governance or change management; usually causing chaos for end users

The changes were deployed by an avocado engineer, our end users don't know where to click

by dubzziez April 23, 2021

Thomas the wank engine

That one friend that’s always honey

Me: have you seen Harry, he’s being a proper Thomas the wank engine today

by The one and only me October 3, 2019

Engineer's Refrigerator

This is an often small refrigerator, on campus, typically located in a semi-dorm, open-dorm or pressure-turbine-energy system lab where college students working together or individually on projects and just chilling keep their nice lunches, drinks, snacks and confectionaries. It's pretty common for them to just leave them there for the next person. Sometimes they do it as a nice gesture or gift. Typically, if something's been in there for atleast 3 to 4 days and no one has picked it up, it's yours. Mainly, though, I'd like to introduce the college tradition. If someone leaves something there and doesn't really come back to get it, it belongs to the next hardworking engineer who comes across it on their spare in or out of class time.

Lay student: You look like you're up to a lot.
Hardworking expert engineer (college guy chilling and exploring after getting shit done): Yeah. It's been pretty hectic, especially inside that Energy Systems Lab. I'd better give that Engineer's Refrigerator a peep.

by arvinthsiva May 2, 2019

Submarine engine

When you fart and shake your ass back and forth while someone is eating your ass.. a reverse motor boat if you will

I gave Samantha a raunchy submarine engine last night, she loved it

by Ullloveit March 16, 2022

Eerospace Engineer

An aerospace engineer named Eero. He also uses large vocabulary purposely to stump people.

Did you hear about the amazing work that eerospace engineer did?

by tocatwiththeuniverse May 15, 2024

Structural Engineering Consulting Services in Dubai – Skytreeconsulting

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by Building Information Modeling May 21, 2019

Engineer Her

When you fuck bae like you're piloting a Proton-K rocket.

Bob: Why are you going to have sex for 5 hours?
Maximiliano: I'm gonna engineer her like when you piloted that helicopter that one time.

by Fervlarpartnonius Gritokrivasu November 21, 2015