What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?

we shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he's sober, stick him in a scupper with a hose pipe on him, and put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning.

What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

by Sythebrine9 March 17, 2021

drug test

When Parents, schools, and other idiots test you for various drugs. Often a surprise test. one of the most failed tests ever.

Parent: You've been doing drugs havn't you? I'M MAKING YOU TAKE A DRUG TEST!

by Stoner#1 April 16, 2005

drunkometer

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

by well, there was this one time January 13, 2005

druff

adjective, adverb orig. German; literatly stands for beeing on (drugs).

"Look at him, he seems to be very druff!"

by Ian G. Knop January 3, 2005

drunksgiving

Holiday that falls the day before Thanksgiving. Biggest bar night of the year where everyone returns to their hometown to get wasted with those they went to high school with. Often involves seeing people you didn't like back then, and don't care to speak to now, but having an
in-depth conversation with them anyway because of the amount of alcohol in your system.

Julie and I are celebrating Drunksgiving together this year.

by Ann R December 7, 2007

drumline

1. The sexiest people you'll ever meet. ( rainbow , taste the rainbow )

Usually made up of guys, but sometimes girls.

Band directors blame them for everything, and sometimes joke about their stupidity and their unability (Yeah, I know that's not a word) to read music. This is very rarely true.

Kick ass.

2. A dumb Nick Cannon movie. Everyone in marching band (esp. drummers!) is required to watch it and hate on it. :p

I know, your drumline is SO SEXY!

by MissSky May 28, 2010

Drunk Facebooking

A spin-off from the more commonly known act "drunk dialing" this occurs when a person is intoxicated, logs on to his facebook account and makes an unusually high number of comments, not limited to exes (ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends, whatever the case may be) but to his entire facebook friends list and sometimes his friends' facebook friends lists as well (depending on the level of intoxication). Emboldened by alcohol, he thinks every comment he's making is funnier than the last one he just made and won't stop until he experiences actual passing out (sometimes occurring mid-commenting and on his keyboard).

(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)

John: Why did Bob grab my case of PBR and close the door to his bedroom?

Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.

by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010