A large mass of crusty shit that tends to form beneath the layers of ones beard creating an endless supply of disgusting dandruff which one then must remove.

Holy fuck man, this shit never ends! I feel like a fucking snowglobe!
Or,
Hey Pettipas, yeah right there.... No man your left.... aww dude, it's blowing my way..... Fuckin beard-druff

Beard-druff by Dandruff, Beard May 15, 2009

Dung Druff

The fine particles of crap flakes which ploom when one claws the tangled vines of their ring beard.

'As poor Oscar recklessly gouged his parched shit pipe raw, the entire kitchen was disguised in dung druff.'

Dung Druff by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

Sock druff

An expression used when one' takes their socks off (mainly black socks) and there is black fluff around their toes.

Undressed to have a wash, pulled my socks off, sock druff in the shower.

Sock druff by BeatBoxer14 December 4, 2016

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026