Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive

yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!

by Derek January 14, 2004

double decker

Urinating and defecate in the upper portion (tank) of a toilet bowl. Coined on Bitch Slap Radio.

"Man, I hate Miami Beach so much, I'm gonna take a double decker in every toilet there.

by E.D.M. August 17, 2007

dieck

Another superior word for dick.

"Suck my dieck."

"I LOVE the dieck."

by ll Zion ll August 3, 2006

deck

(adj.) cool, hip, or trendy, what's in right now

man i was listening to cobra starship last night no one really knows who they are yet but man they're deck

by wholelottaquinn January 19, 2008

black and decker pecker wrecker

a black prostitute with braces

Steve: What happened to your penis Jeff?
Jeff: I went to brown town last night to get some rock and wound up with a black and decker pecker wrecker.

by goatcheese June 12, 2004

top deck

To have a wank while taking a crap. Originates from the Cadbury chocolate bar of the same name which is half white choc and half brown.

"I'll be out in a minute, I'm just having a quick top deck!"

by willyjoejack October 16, 2006

deck

The upper surface of a cloud.

The plane climbed and went into the deck.

by AutumnLeaves April 24, 2008