sucks donkey dick

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."

This movie sucks donkey dick.

by TomD1969 January 12, 2011

Dick Window

Adj. Describing the situation where one is 'flying low', with his fly or zipper down.

To open ones 'dick window' is to unzip ones fly.

Person 1: 'Hmmm i think i may take a piss on that guys car'
Person 2: 'Cool idea, don't forget to open the dick window so you don't piss yourself'
Person 1: 'Cheers mate'

by DrTimmy October 19, 2011

dick

you.

you are a dick.
get over it.

by sirdefenition April 8, 2017

Destroy Dick December

Destroy Dick December is a reward for those men (definitely men at this point) who make it through the No Nut November challenge. Destroy Dick December is where you must bust a nut according to what day of December it is (e.g. if it's 6th of December, you must nut 6 times in that one day, if it's the 14th, you must nut 14 times, so on). It is the most gruelling task any man could carry out, and if you succeed in making it all the way through Destroy Dick December, you are officially crowned "King of the Nuts".

Friend 1 - "Bruh, *insert name* didn't make it past day 3 of Destroy Dick December, it's kinda disappointing."
Friend 2 - "Don't worry, my brother didn't even get past day 16 on No Nut November..."
Friend 1 - "My Uncle has been bragging about how when he was 16, he was crowned "King of the Nuts."
Friend 2 - "You have big, big shoes to fill, my dude."

by ESB275 December 13, 2018

lil dicky

he is a jewish rapper

lil dicky is hard as fuck homie

by mcglouf April 18, 2014

Dickle

When your dick is in a pickle (situation).

Tommy was balls deep in Jane when her boyfriend came home. He was definately in a dickle.

by Richard Cranium! December 11, 2012

dick move

An action by one male to another male friend which violates understood social expectations, especially where the transgressor obtains a slight advantage in comparison with a relatively large inconvenience imposed upon the aggrieved party.

It was a dick move when Tom encouraged several dancers at the strip club to order drinks, then left his friend Bill to pick up the tab.

Tom and Bill were both interested in the same girl at the bar; when Tom falsely insinuated to the girl that Bill had erectile dysfunction, that was a dick move.

by TheoYoda August 5, 2006