Het-Blind 

also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.

where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.

Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"

Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.

Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...

Het-Blind by fox fox April 23, 2024

The Blind

You're still reading this to them, right?

Hym "Because you should be reading this to the blind. So... Heeeey Blindy... How's it going champ? Yeah, hey, don't worry. I'm not kill a blind kid. That would just seem dishonest. So you're safe. You're fine. Do blinds like kids? I wouldn't think so. If you can't physically see how cute they are they are basically just annoying noise boxes. And they are cute. Super stabbable. Ummmm... Yeah... Glad you stuck around this long. I'll come visit a blind house after all that is over. I'll try to explain to you why goth girls are the best ones. You probably don't understand color or contrast but it's- I'll figure it out. We goochie."

The Blind by Hym Iam July 5, 2024

ugly blind

Unable to see ugliness. Finds the beauty in everything. Can turn negatives into positives.

I was born ugly blind, all I can see is the beauty in everyone's personality and soul.

ugly blind by Ashes_enlight August 11, 2024

the blind factory 

A bunch of drunk people, comes from the slang word "blind" meaning drunk

Person 1: Can't wait to go to the bar
Person 2: Yeah, it's gonna be the blind factory out there, so many drinks

the blind factory by Smurkio August 25, 2024

Butt Blind 

The phenomenon when a person becomes completely unaware of plumber’s cracks, due to being exposed to so many.

Mark didn’t even bat an eye when his co-worked bent over, he was butt blind.

Butt Blind by flybotworld March 7, 2025

Toke blind 

When you smoke so much pot you lose your vision

Yeo bro im sending you a voice note right now because i cant see enough to text you since i smoked a fat bowl and im toke blind

Toke blind by Diwiebfkwlfh July 13, 2025

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9. 

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025