Zips

Walking or running shoes; sneakers. So called because they allow you to run fast.

"I wore my zips today in case we have to run in gym class."

by Super Ghoul February 11, 2005

zipper pickle

A salty penis or phallic expression.

After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbous clitoris, I sliced my zipper pickle.

by Tushar P September 1, 2007

zipper suck

When your zipper sucks in the material below making it impossible to zip or unzip.

My favorite pants got zipper suck while standing at the urinal. I will have to spend the day with my fly down.

by dikfer October 8, 2008

ziptard

One who has significant difficulty opening or closing resealable plastic bags.

The unfortunate ziptard struggled with the ziplock baggie of shredded cheese before handing it to her spouse.

by knuckledragger September 11, 2009

zipper tie

Hanging one's member outside the zipper of one's pants in a comical fashion for the amusement of onlookers.

"I was so drunk at the bar last night I pulled out my zipper tie for some laughs!"

"Jonny got kicked out of the bar for pulling out the zipper tie for some laughs...he was pretty drunk"

by Jarvis Mayes November 23, 2009

Zipper Butt

There is so much un-wiped fecal matter in the crevice between your left and right butt cheeks that you can no longer open them. May often cause inability to poop. It is often linked to having a lot of anal hair and a lack of hygiene. As well as being a condition, it can also be used as an insult.

1. Dude, I've got a terrible case of Zipper Butt.

2. How's it going, Zipper Butt?

3. What's your problem? Do you have Zipper Butt or something?

4. Her Zipper Butt was about a Bananometer long, I almost puked.

5. My Zipper Butt finally split today! I bent over, and it cracked right open!

by Cockstin Lust March 29, 2011

Ziplining

The act of unzipping a man's fly, snorting a line off of his erect penis, and then performing fellatio.

Dude ever since your sister got a hold of that coke, she's been calling me up for some Ziplining.

What's that?

She unzips my pants and snorts a line off my erection before sliding her mouth down my cock.

by $ammy$prinkler June 30, 2019