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Shit Whacked

The expression someone has on their face when surprised,astonished,or just plain stupid.This expression resembles the look as if that person was smacked in the face with a large log of shit on a stick.
Matt: I don't act like i'm cool because all I want to do is smoke and drink.

Ryan: Yea you do dude, your either just really stupid or shit whacked.
by Jackovasaurus October 16, 2008
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zak whack

Bone City, Utah.
(n.) above average sex that one would boast about; awesome bang-sesh; hanky panky; boner-jam, sexy time
(v.) to fuck, bang, poke, 'do', bone, seal the deal, sex
We thought he was up in his room for a while, but what we didn't know was that he got zak whacked by a big booty woman.
by dankmidsarereal April 21, 2011
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the whackness effect

(n): the state of mind during/after 24hrs of red bull ritalin and cigarettes.
1)Once upon a time...
Carolyn: I was tweaking out so hard last night
SnakeTip: Why?
President Bill Clinton: I did not do DMT and have sexual relations with that woman!

(pause)
President Bill Clinton again: Yo yo Tip!
SnakeTip: Wow, yeah man (pause) wow

Carolyn: Yeah I was there too man yesterday, after that much red bull ritalin and cigarettes...the whackness effect took hold.

the symptoms of the effect include totally fucking tweaking out!

2) (n): of Latin effecti whacknium

Tipus de Snakus: Effecti whacknium me faceat tweaka

(trans) Snack Tip: The whackness effect made me tweak the fuck out!

3) (v):

President Bill Clinton: I whackness effected it so hard last night, my sheets are now purple.
by DavidAllenStern June 3, 2011
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Weed Whacker

One who gets high and beats off.
"You were gone awhile...what are you, some kind of weed whacker?"
by WheedWhacker23 November 2, 2015
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pasty whacker

Term used to describe a fat person or a wanker.
"Tim, put down that burger you pasty whacker!"
by ThatGuyHelm October 14, 2016
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package whackage

Viciously slapping your inner thighs with the sides of your hands
Did you see Jeremy yesterday?
Yeah! He can do a mean package whackage
by oXander_ December 19, 2016
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Weed Whacker

A person (usually male) who tends to masturbate after smoking marijuana
I turn into a Weed Whacker after smoking pot
by Mikey69Scmitty May 23, 2018
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