sharpy

Computer genius (bill gates, eat your heart out!)(lol).Super genius.
The older breed of sharpies tend to have a boring job, be grumpy old men,have no apparent sex drive or humour drive.

Often have a cowan or baldie in tow , or, in this case,a person of lower intelligence.

by steve January 12, 2005

shampoo

Preppy slang for French Champagne.

"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

Pencil Sharpener

1. A woman's vagina. sex usually involves a man inserting his "pencil" into the woman's pencil sharpener.
2. A sometimes electronically-powered device used to sharpen pencils if they break or become too blunt.

1. Dude: "woah, check out that hot ass babe!"
Other Dude: "I gotta sharpen my pencil in that baby!"

2. Kid: "Teacher, can I use the pencil sharpener?"
Teacher: "Why are you asking people permission to use a pencil sharpener? Just do it already, it's perfectly legal!"

by B34ST December 28, 2005

Sharpify

of or pertaining to sharpifying something via a sharpie.

We will sharpify your face today if you sign this legal document.

by everybodyx42 October 23, 2005

Sharpiesscrubs

Scrubs Fan Site

Hey, u watched the latest episode of scrubs on Sharpiesscrubs.tk!

by the great creator March 30, 2009

sharpieholic

Someone who is addicted to the smell of sharpies or white-out, and can get high off them

Jessie: Algebra is so boring, I was sniffing sharpies the whole time to stay awake
Griffin: Dude, you're a sharpieholic

by ashcakebatter March 28, 2010

Sharpen The Sword

The act of trying to get smarter by having sex with intelligent individuals.

I have a physics test tomorrow that I didn't study for, so I guess I'll sharpen the sword with Steven Hawking.

by Diddle Jack October 3, 2016