Retardification

The process by which someone or something becomes retarded.

1. Mindless reality shows such as Hole in the Wall contribute mightily to the retardification of the citizens of the United States.

2. If one watches more than 2 minutes of Mind of Mencia, they automatically lose 15 IQ points, as proven in studies conducted by an institute. That makes Mind of Mencia one of the world's leaders in aiding the retardification of the Earth's population.

by The Train Productions October 22, 2008

retardo type

Phrase coined on message boards to describe the wonked out spelling and grammar used on a regular basis. History and origins of the phrase track back to cult shows such as Space Ghost: Coast to Coast and Sealab 2021.

"Why didn't Elle fights back like when Sylar was trying to remover her head in Heroes?" - is an acual example of someone using retardo type in a message board post.

by rtmb_mover December 17, 2008

retrospectacles

The (usually rose-colored) glasses which one views the past. Viewing through retrospectacles causes one to overlook past problems or disasters and remember only the good aspects. Thus, retrospectacles are often the device which allows one to intentionally repeat the same ill-advised course of action.

Adam: "I know she cheated on me the last 5 times we got together, but we had some really good times too. Maybe this time will be different, I think I'll give her a call"

Bob: "Adam you idiot, put down the phone and take off your retrospectacles"

by tstampy July 21, 2009

Retrocringe

When you later remember something you drunkenly did, usually something embarrassing.

Oh my god, I just had a total Retrocringe about last night!

by T_girl February 4, 2010

retoots

adj.
Short for "retarded", as in "crazy good."

"Where should we eat tonight?"
"Let's go to East Side's, their selection of pasta is retoots."

by MADSTA_ January 21, 2010

retracted turtle

retracted turtle- a fisting technique in which the whole fist is violently shoved into the anus, meant to look like a turtle in hiding

the opposite of a silent duck

"I heard the fat bulldyke gave Candice the retracted turtle," said Henry.

"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.

by drunkasswhore24 January 29, 2010

rettig

1. : more than prepared mentally and physically

<Sam is rettig to ask Lauren out>
2. : extra ready

<The aviator is rettig to aviate>
3. : immediatlly available

<I have rettig money on money>

Lauren is not rettig for this.
Daddy keeps BV rettig at all times.

by La La, Lady September 2, 2010