Alex The Rambler is a British You tuber who is best know for playing the grand strategy game Hoi4 (Hearts of Iron 4). His friend are isorrowproductions, Feedback Gaming, Rimmy Downunder Gaming, and The Spiffing Brit. His current lover is Drew Durnil gay.
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Get the Alex The Rambler mug.1. A unit of monetary exchange in common use among Performing Arts students. Equal to USD .21 or 21 US cents, the average cost of a block of Ramen noodles, the dietary staple of these students. The cost of anything in Ramens (R) divided 3 (or 2, as the case may be) is the number of days they would have to go without food to afford it. This is immensely helpful in making purchase decisions.
2. The essential ingredient in the Ramen Noodle Ceremony, a ritual practiced by some semi-successful performing artists when they start thinking they are The Shit and need to return to their humble origins. The ceremony proceeds roughly like this:
1. Turn off all the heat in the apartment.
2. Three hours later add Ramen noodles (must be Top Ramen Oriental flavor) to 2 cups of water and seasoning packet. Boil over an electric cooking coil for three minutes. (This celebrates the discovery that adding ingredients sequentially is unnecessary and wastes electricity.)
3. While noodles are cooking, beat two eggs in a bowl. Try to remember when eggs were an unaffordable luxury. Think about eggs until their pathos becomes clear. Hear Satie's Gnossienne No. 1 in your mind and wish you understood why it always appears in the Ramen Noodle Ceremony.
4. Stir and remove noodles from heat. Let stand for two minutes.
5. Warm hands over residual heat from cooking coil. Place warm hands over ears.
6. Add eggs to noodles. Stir well. Transfer to bowl.
7. Eat noodles slowly, trying to make them last as long as possible. Drink broth in small sips.
8. Feel yourself transported to when you were your true self -- less than an asswipe.
2. The essential ingredient in the Ramen Noodle Ceremony, a ritual practiced by some semi-successful performing artists when they start thinking they are The Shit and need to return to their humble origins. The ceremony proceeds roughly like this:
1. Turn off all the heat in the apartment.
2. Three hours later add Ramen noodles (must be Top Ramen Oriental flavor) to 2 cups of water and seasoning packet. Boil over an electric cooking coil for three minutes. (This celebrates the discovery that adding ingredients sequentially is unnecessary and wastes electricity.)
3. While noodles are cooking, beat two eggs in a bowl. Try to remember when eggs were an unaffordable luxury. Think about eggs until their pathos becomes clear. Hear Satie's Gnossienne No. 1 in your mind and wish you understood why it always appears in the Ramen Noodle Ceremony.
4. Stir and remove noodles from heat. Let stand for two minutes.
5. Warm hands over residual heat from cooking coil. Place warm hands over ears.
6. Add eggs to noodles. Stir well. Transfer to bowl.
7. Eat noodles slowly, trying to make them last as long as possible. Drink broth in small sips.
8. Feel yourself transported to when you were your true self -- less than an asswipe.
1. "Jay-zoo, that used book on Labanotation costs 48 Ramen (48R). That's a month and a half without food. But I gotta have it. I can live off my fat..."
by Willothewisp December 28, 2005
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Symptoms include:
Instant ability to use any melee or ranged weapon to ridiculous excess.
The abandonment of any code of honor and respect for life, religion, and/or property.
Massive spikes in manliness, such as the deepening of voice and loss of shirt (an added headband is also a clear sign.)
The systematic "I give-no-shits" attitude towards any hominid that doesn't possess a vagina.
Dramatic weepy background dreams and flashbacks. (The manliness factor is not affected during or after)
A severe immunity to bullets and any other tactical firepower.
Symptoms include:
Instant ability to use any melee or ranged weapon to ridiculous excess.
The abandonment of any code of honor and respect for life, religion, and/or property.
Massive spikes in manliness, such as the deepening of voice and loss of shirt (an added headband is also a clear sign.)
The systematic "I give-no-shits" attitude towards any hominid that doesn't possess a vagina.
Dramatic weepy background dreams and flashbacks. (The manliness factor is not affected during or after)
A severe immunity to bullets and any other tactical firepower.
After John's plane crashed in the South American rainforest, he used his Inner Rambo to survive the massive number of government insurgents between him and the U.S consulate.
Jim's Inner Rambo kicked in and he carried his attractive female boat passenger to safety, leaving all the other fuck-offs to become instant meat shields.
Jim's Inner Rambo kicked in and he carried his attractive female boat passenger to safety, leaving all the other fuck-offs to become instant meat shields.
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by shoeless joe April 29, 2004
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A college student's staple food when he/she is too poor to buy real food.
A college student's staple food when he/she is too poor to buy real food.
I had to buy a month's supply of Ramen noodles because I spent most of my money paying for books and tuition. :^
by AYB February 23, 2003
Get the Ramen Noodles mug.German Industro-Metal band formed back in 1994. The members are:
Till Lindemann - Vocals
Richard J. Kruspe-Bernstein - Guitar
Paul Landers - Guitar #2
Oliver Riedel - Bass
Christoph Schneider - Drums
Christian "Flake" Lorenz - Keyboard
Their music is, to say the least, a great combination of soothing melodies and lightning-fast guitar riffs and drumlines that put them in a category of (almost) their own. Speaking german or looking up a translation of the lyrics shows just how deep and intuitive their songs can be, and is another affirmation that they are one of the best bands around today. Their closest rival is the Serbio-German Group Laibach, who have been doing this for more than 20 years.
Till Lindemann - Vocals
Richard J. Kruspe-Bernstein - Guitar
Paul Landers - Guitar #2
Oliver Riedel - Bass
Christoph Schneider - Drums
Christian "Flake" Lorenz - Keyboard
Their music is, to say the least, a great combination of soothing melodies and lightning-fast guitar riffs and drumlines that put them in a category of (almost) their own. Speaking german or looking up a translation of the lyrics shows just how deep and intuitive their songs can be, and is another affirmation that they are one of the best bands around today. Their closest rival is the Serbio-German Group Laibach, who have been doing this for more than 20 years.
If you like Rammstein, also try Laibach, KMFDM, Stahlhammer, Ministry, Die Pudhys, or Megaherz.
DONT TRY Linkin Park or Slipknot (not that I don't like Slipknot, but they are nothing compared to Rammstein)
DONT TRY Linkin Park or Slipknot (not that I don't like Slipknot, but they are nothing compared to Rammstein)
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