When a large group of weirdos congregate in public places like parks and malls, staring into their phones, and walking aimlessly.
They are playing Pokemon, oblivious to the world, like a zombie pack
They are playing Pokemon, oblivious to the world, like a zombie pack
by sanjuro_kurosawa July 17, 2016
Get the Pokemon Zombie mug.When you take a longer walk from point A to B just to get all the Pokéstops near the original route.
by Ryusaaki July 19, 2016
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Please stop Pokéshaming me by posting memes about how only 10 year olds play Pokemon Go and how you actually have a life.
by Dr. Yerger July 23, 2016
Get the Pokéshaming mug.A place of endless evil, despair, and morose one finds themselves thanks to the game Pokémon Go.
It can be from the frustration of unknown errors from the servers, losing friends over team colors, fatigue from walking all day and finding no good pokemon (usually followed by realizing you are lost), getting charged for vehicular manslaughter trying to catch a Pikachu on the highway, running out of pokeballs, the attempts in vain to evolve pokemon to a high cp only to catch a higher cp 2 levels later, ect.
There are endless ways to enter Pokehell, and no sure way of getting out. If one does escape pokehell, they may find themselves there once more not long after.
It can be from the frustration of unknown errors from the servers, losing friends over team colors, fatigue from walking all day and finding no good pokemon (usually followed by realizing you are lost), getting charged for vehicular manslaughter trying to catch a Pikachu on the highway, running out of pokeballs, the attempts in vain to evolve pokemon to a high cp only to catch a higher cp 2 levels later, ect.
There are endless ways to enter Pokehell, and no sure way of getting out. If one does escape pokehell, they may find themselves there once more not long after.
Example: "I tried catching a Blastoise at the park today, but the app froze and I was stuck in pokehell."
Example: "I can't believe I am 50 miles outside the city all because of looking for pokestops. This is pokehell."
Example: "My girlfriend left me today because I restarted the game and joined Team Instinct, she's Team Valor. I always see her defending the gyms in town with the highest level pokemon. There isn't a single Instinct Gym near me and I'm still too low a level to fight gyms, Pokehell is real and I'm in it."
Example: "I can't believe I am 50 miles outside the city all because of looking for pokestops. This is pokehell."
Example: "My girlfriend left me today because I restarted the game and joined Team Instinct, she's Team Valor. I always see her defending the gyms in town with the highest level pokemon. There isn't a single Instinct Gym near me and I'm still too low a level to fight gyms, Pokehell is real and I'm in it."
by ughhhadfs August 7, 2016
Get the Pokehell mug.When you low on Pokéballs and you can't catch shit and you have to run Pokéstop to Pokéstop to get some shit but only can get potions and revives. Not about this life.
Fuck my life bro, I'm about to waste my last Pokéball on this Dragonite Bitch. FUSSY it ran away Nigga, Now I'm a Poképoor Bitch. I ain't about to waist another minute on this shit.
by Tyreeko August 8, 2016
Get the Poképoor mug.Guy 1: Dude, I really need to try and catch more pokémon.
Guy 2: Yeah man, me too. Shall we go for a quick pokétrek?
Guy 1: Shit yeah!
Guy 2: Yeah man, me too. Shall we go for a quick pokétrek?
Guy 1: Shit yeah!
by roadfighter August 8, 2016
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Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along . Katie loved poking seagulls
by Sally Hart June 22, 2017
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