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Pokéballs 

The most important item in all Pokémon games, yet seems to be in minimal supply in Pokémon Go.
"Oh hey - look I found a Charizard! What are the chances? Wait? What? What do you mean I don't have any Pokéballs?"
Pokéballs by TitaniumTurbine November 25, 2016
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putting pokeballs in the items pocket

A modern or "hip" term for inserting ones dick into another's hoochie.
Random fuck boy: "DUDE I AM GOING TO BE PUTTING POKEBALLS IN THE ITEMS POCKET"
Random fuck boy 2: "What does that even mean?"
Random fuck boy 1: "I DON'T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDS FUCKING INTENSE!"

phoneballs 

The ability to say things over the phone that normally would be difficult to convey.
Todd: Man, I can't believe Lisa called me a cunt rag!
James: Don't worry about it man, she wouldn't have said that to your face, she just grew some phoneballs.
phoneballs by prankmaster June 5, 2007

Popebalism

1. The act of cannibalism by potatoes.

Potato ( Po)
People (Pe)
Pope ( Potato people)
Popebalism must be stopped.
Popebalism by HangrySnek November 7, 2020

Schrodinger's Pokeball 

When playing Pokemon Go, you catch a Pokemon, and it freezes on the closed Pokeball, therefore, you do not know if you caught it or not
1: DAMMIT MY GAME FROZE
2: Did you catch it?
1: No, it's a damn Schrodinger's Pokeball

Spanish Pokeball 

n.

A small quantity of human faeces sculpted into a perfect sphere for use as a projectile.

Origin: In March 2012 during the Pokémon Video Game Championships in Birmingham, UK, the Spanish team were evicted from their hotel after allegedly engaging each other in faecal warfare in the hotel corridors. (Source: Nitendolife website)
"Ready your Spanish Pokeballs, prepare to engage the enemy"

pokeball 

A particularly strong kind of Ecstasy / MDMA pill. Pokeballs generally have a reputation of containing a solid dose of pure MDMA -- though not every "pokeball" pill is guaranteed to live up to this expectation, most do.
Pokeballs are thicker than the typical MDMA pill, come in a variety of colors, and usually are stamped with a logo (like a butterfly) on one side and a "pokeball" score on the other side.
"That white butterfly pokeball hit me so good last night I only needed one pill for the whole night!"
pokeball by ravetast December 29, 2009
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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