The Painting

When you ejaculate on her stomach, whilst making a picture.

Oi lads last night I did the painting to ur wan

by Antsmasher March 3, 2019

Fire in the Paint Shed

Stealthy language used to inform your roommate(s) that you'll be engaging in coitus in the house, dorm room, apartment, or shared hotel room. The request to vacate said premises for the entire duration of the shagging is assumed.

1. (Via text)

Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."

Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."

Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."

by pleaseme June 1, 2012

Hilton Head Paint Job

When a participant in the exercise of relieving one's waste in the bathroom decides to otherwise go on the seat of the toilet. After that, they make sure to thoroughly distribute it by riding back and forth across the porcelain seat.

"Jay, what took you so long?"
"I was gently and carefully executing the method of the Hilton Head Paint Job!!!!!!!!"

by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016

Chinese finger painting

Fingering a woman while on her period, then proceed to paint a picture on her stomach with the blood.

Last night I was Chinese finger painting the Mona Lisa.

by DirtyWank911 July 12, 2017

taint painting

Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).

Did you see my latest taint painting? I hung it at Jonathan's.

by Oliver Mercer and Edward Newton May 22, 2006

paint the fence

when a male ejaculates on a womans breasts and then proceeds to spread his cum all over with his cock

"After I came on her tits, She let me 'paint the fence'."

by monicaC June 7, 2007

paintball

The worlds fastest growing sport, basaiclly a ball the size of marble filled with paint is shot out of a barrel at 290-300 fps, it hurts when you get hit but its barreable. Most people that dislike this sport are FUCKING CUNTS that have no balls and can take no pain, they say that this is a excuse and a joke compared to the militay when more than likely they are just hippies that eat no meat (except the cock) and burn flags.

I googed that idiot accross the field as he ran!

by Joe Bob May 13, 2005