1. (Via text)
Friend 1: "hey bro i met this
chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."
Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."
Friend 1: "candi's a
hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."
