thot job

Any job that typically employs thots.
Ie: urban hair solon, fast food restaurants, urban clothing store, urban female shoe store.
Don't let her fool you into believing she's something she's not, when you know she got thot job.
by Ke'Okee April 19, 2016
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Job Schindler

(n) The guy who, after leaving a crappy job, helps his buddies from the crappy job find new jobs at his new company.
Frank is a Job Schindler. As soon as he got out of there, he started pimping our resumes to his bosses.
by Frustrated_Monolingual September 09, 2010
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Xyon Job

The sexual act of wearing a battlestar galactica t-shirt or helmet of some sort and placing a snare drum in between ur legs and then taking a drum stick and inserting into the urethra of ur penis and perfectly playing the intro drum solo to the hit song by the band Disturbed called "Down With the Sickness"
Dude a Xyon Job hurts like a mutha bitch!!!
Anybody up for an XJ?
by BiGRazorSG55 April 10, 2010
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Fletch Job

Anything you want it to be from sexual to cleaning out your bathroom
Hey wanna do something?
do you want a fletch job?
whats a fletch job?
anything you want it to be
by papacosta April 25, 2010
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nick-job

when you're about to bone a chick, but circumstances prevent you from going in all the way
only your tip got wet
Dude, I was about to bone that chick, then her parents came home so I had to pull out before anything even happened. (nick job)

Female definition: Well, I'm a technical virgin, he only got halfway in and then my parents came home, so it was only a "nick-job."

Dialogue:
How many chicks have you boned? 10...no wait, 9.5
I "nick-jobbed" one of them.
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job easy

Dressed with clothes like that, you can get some job easy.
by Bruce Citron September 21, 2003
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fan job

When a small or large portable fan is used to blow air onto a sweaty crotch or ass area in order to dry it. This method has been proven to cure crotch rot and swamp ass conditions for extended periods of time.
After sweating his pants off at work all day, Michael rushed home to give himself the sweet relief of a fan job.
by Scroteboat September 23, 2009
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