Ur grandpap a trap

The all over worst thing to can say. Worse than ur mom gay, ur sister a mister, etc.

Carl: ur sister a mister
Jake: ur grandpap a trap
*god himself falls on the floor and starts crying ending all humanity*

by Howisthismemenotdead March 18, 2018

grandpa

and old fogey who knows his shit. totally gangsta. lol

"im bout it, im rowdy, i just passed a kidney stone."

by sketch April 18, 2005

Grandpa's Clackers

The saggy, wrinkly testicles of an old man. They are the complete opposed of jerky sack.

Suzie loves older men. She especially enjoys the sex and playing with Grandpa's Clackers when they fall out of her lover's bermuda shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

grandmasexual

A person primarily sexually interested in grandmothers or senior citizens in general.

"You caught Nick Nolte in that retirement community? Doin' WHAT? Homeboy's a grandmasexual!"

by The Decider/Definer/Defiler March 24, 2010

GrandmaNug

A GrandmaNug is an embarrassingly small amount of marijuana put into a pipe or water pipe for smoking and is most commonly witnessed among the over-fifty crowd new to the legalized pot experience

You see the GrandmaNug that spinster put in my bong? It couldn't get a gnat high

by Apollo83 July 8, 2019

Grandpa Crush

When you meet an old man who you wish was your grandpa.

Old Man- Have some money. (:

Young Person- Thanks!

*GRANDPA CRUSH!*

by Catbasket August 11, 2010

Grandmaw

A Grandmother from Goldsboro, North Carolina who loves and cherishes her grandchildren.

I just had "Grandmaw" tattooed on my arm

by THELAV July 18, 2010