Failbug

when someone fails but do so in a cute way or/and are cute.

Girlfriend:Ahh Kaja just broke my phone :c
Boyfriend: Aww, you are a failbug Veronika :)

girlfriend: *slap* >:D

by Turtlebug February 20, 2011

Failbug

1: When someone fails, and "fail" is too harsh of a word, you can use failbug instead.

2: If someone fails but in a cute way and/or is cute/adorable.

Girlfriend: I just slipped and fell on ice :(
Boyfriend: Aww its okay my little failbug, i still love you.
Girlfriend: hehe thanks, but you are the failbug in this situation :D

by TurtleBug February 22, 2011

Failed^2

When a person failure is so far beyond the limitations of the word fail.

Person A: I just met a guy at a bar who told me he loved me, I was so happy that I slept with him.

Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.

by Kurt Austin March 12, 2011

fail-fro

Curly hair on a bad day. Frizzy, all over the place, heat conductor.

I did my hair but once I got to the park, I was already sporting the fail-fro.

by CaptainYellowGiraffe July 18, 2012

Fail

F irst
A ttempt
I n

L ife

Dude 1: LOL! You fail!
Dude 2: First attempt in life ;)
Dude 1: *confused look*

by Hurradurrp January 26, 2012

Failband

Band that a musician starts or joins with the intention of making it big, but due to lack of commitment, untalented musicians and no ambition other than said musician (whether that musician is a vocalist, guitarist, drummer, bassist, pianist, whatever) and the band falls apart. Giving the said musician no progress in his musical experience other than the impression that he should try going solo to avoid failbands.

Failbands: Fuck that.

by Tristanimous Bachitous November 18, 2011

Failcation

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.

"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."

by shellandrill May 29, 2013