Dildo Of The Day

The Adult version of Groupon or Woot.

Just bought a giant dong from dildo of the day.

by financialjoo February 13, 2012

Dildertoasto

A toaster where instead of 2 pieces of toast are, 2 dildos are placed which pop out in a similar fashion to toast (that is they are heated).

I was using my dildertoasto last night and broke it, where do you think I can get a new one?

by Ppiss June 14, 2012

Dildasaurus

An old aggressive Dinosaur that feeds on Dildos, or anything that appears phallic in nature.

1. Yesterday I walked into my moms room only to find her fighting a Dildasaurus.
2. Your getting another one?! What are you a Dildasaurus?

by 9inchnips September 29, 2012

dildophile

one who is fond of dildos

Sam won't come out of the adult gift store. He's such dildophile.

by dzumwalt December 10, 2013

Dildartiste

An artist whose medium is dildos.

Wow! Check out that carved bone totem dildo! Whoever made that is a real dildartiste.

by dustsceawung September 26, 2014

dildo holder

1. Someone you hire to hold your used dildo.

2. Someone who has a dick that feels like a dildo and they play/hold it a lot.

1. My dildo holder that I just hired is so awesome.

2. I broke up with my bf because he's such a dildo holder.

by ivanwhythen October 9, 2014

Dildassanation

When someone is beaten to death with a dildo in prison

The Dildassanation of Tyron was entertaining

by Ballen171 November 1, 2014