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Crypto-Smad

Hyphenated portmanteau (sad/mad) describing the regret felt as a result of not having any of the crypto currency when it is experiencing a high, or, conversely, holding a position in the currency as it crashes.
Fuck a duck, I wish I had some bitcoin right now. The price is sky rocketing. I'm totally crypto-smad right now.
by Ed Linguist December 31, 2020
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Cryptophant

A person who acts obsequiously toward a cryptocurrency only when it gains them an advantage
That cryptophant is only in it for the gains. He doesn't believe in the tech at all.
by BeatboxHero January 21, 2021
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cryptex

The amazing godly developer, the true cryptex. He is smart and smart.
Cryptex is so smart, smart = cryptex.
by cryptex_ January 23, 2021
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Cryptic

Cryptic is a very sweet bitch baby. He is a very cute lil baby. Very nice and loving. He cares about people very close to him and would do anything for them. He's also very horny and very much a bully sometimes. Everyone loves and simps for him. He's very nice and the most bestest boy. All though we simp we must remember that he has a wife. But anyways we shall all create a army to worship Cryptic. Cryptic is God, we worship him. If you see him in public bow down to him and become his floor. Cryptic will soon rule the world.
Cryptic is very hot
Cryptic is MARRIED to Liz
If Cryptic were to divorce Liz she would riot
by Anonmommy January 31, 2021
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cryptic

a clan made by a 12 year old girl gamer the clan is made for her favorite games thats goes by nba 2k21 and fortnite , people in the clan can play many other games but her main focus are those two games
cryptic valid is goated at 2k
by clan cryptic February 15, 2021
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cryptobus

by uwuhz February 17, 2021
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Cryptobaiting

An act of crypto currency market manipulation by crypto start-ups and others trying to make money from short sales in the crypto currency market.
Typically this is done in the form of social network posts which direct others to focus on a specific cryptocurrency or sell-off another crypto currency in order to raise the valuation of another.

The most common effect of Cryptobaiting is the loss of money by people who blindly and feverishly follow Cryptobaiting posts and invest in a crypto currency far to late in it's surge to make a profit by the time it has already fallen in price.

The individuals making the Cryptobaiting posts have of course already set the buys and valuations and sell their shares during the short valuation bumps they caused.

Cryptobaiting can also be a term used to represent the actions of a person who repeatedly falls for Crypto-Currency fraud.
Dave just lost another $5000 after he followed a Cryptobaiting post.
by Mr. SnowmanPants February 18, 2021
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