Clarkston

A town full of a bunch of wimps who don't know how to party.

Hey did u see that guy who got beat up in the parking lot ?

Yeah, he must be from clarkston.

by Blobbies22 April 4, 2011

Cark

An animal that was found in the Black Sea. A mixture of a crab and a shark.

The Cark was crawling in the ocean depths.

by Dael Emerson January 31, 2010

Clarky

Some one who is sexy, but in a very subtle way.

Person One: Woah, that bloke over there is fit!
Person Two: No, he's more clarky than fit.
Person One: I agree.

by |Georgie| June 25, 2005

Kelly Clarkson

The sexiest female in the world.With the most beatiful ass so big it will get any man horny.A gorgeous body and nice tits.The definition of SEXY.

Kelly Clarkson gets me hard every day.She is my sextual fantisy.I want her to be my girlfriend.I will fuck her every day and cum on her ass.Kelly you get me HORNY every day 24/7.

by mario perez December 28, 2005

Clarking

When an upper-classman dates a younger female at a school. "Clarkers" will usually have a string of failed relationships that only lasted for a few weeks. Those who clark usually do so because they are infamous around school and no girls in their grade want to date them, it is because of this the clarker usually takes advantage of the newer girl's ignorance pertaining to who the clarker really is.

The bigger the age difference between the clarker and the victim, the more pathetic it becomes (ie a junior dating a freshman is worse than a sophmore dating a freshman)
Someone is not clarking if they have been dating the younger girl for more than 6 months, or if they have only clarked once.

Person 1: "Dude Josh was picking his nose in class again."
Person 2: "The guy who shit himself in math last year?"
Person 1: "Yeah! I heard he has another freshman girlfriend this year."
Person 2: "Probably because she doesn't know how gross he is."
Person 1: "Poor girl doesn't even realize she's a victim of clarking."
Person 2: "Wait wasn't he with Taleene last week?"

by Confessabear November 7, 2012

cark

(n)
Cock or shlong, the male reproductive organ.

That hit my cark, Thou ruttish hasty-witted baggage, wtf ya do that for?

by J-rod December 19, 2004

Clarkson

Clarkson University is a private school located in rural Potsdam, NY.

Characterized mostly by pompous frat boys and rich nerds born with a silver spoon up their ass that have never/will never actually work for anything in their life, Clarkson University is mostly a big sausage fest. The average Clarkson kid is usually found walking up Market Street in groups of 5 or more dudes averaging 6'5 wearing polo shirts and sandals, attempting to impress one another by talking shit to smaller groups of more modest middle class individuals, and spending their parents money at the 3 local college bars before stumbling across the street in front of a moving vehicle towards the nearest shitty pizza shop/frat house.

The typical choice for any wealthy young yuppie who is frustrated that they just couldnt get accepted to an actual Ivy League school.

I joined a fraternity at Clarkson, now I pay money to have friends, and we get to rank each other too!

by Golden Shower Knight March 31, 2009