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Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.
He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Crack rocket

A primary means of transportation for crackheads and/or Puerto Rican’s. Typically seen as a cheap ass bicycle with a motor fastened to it. Known to short out at red lights.
Ramon just flew by on his crack rocket again!
by TitoNito October 9, 2019
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Crack Bike

A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.
Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.

Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.
by SgtHotdogs April 17, 2011
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Scotty Crack

biggest club/bar/night life promotor in Nassau County, Long Island, New York. Became famous due to popular social networking site "Facebook".
Girl 1: Hey, did you want to go to Dublin Pub tonight?
Girl 2: Yes! We need to hit up Scotty Crack for passes!
by Skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 28, 2008
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Fresh Cracked

Reference to getting some D before getting out of bed for the day. That pleasurable early morning wake up sex romp.
Sorry I’m late. I was fresh cracked this morning.

He lifted her night gown and fresh cracked her.

I saw he had a water dog so I slipped my panties off, hopped on for a ride and woke him to a fresh cracked surprise.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
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Pack the Crack

Verb;

To perform anal sex; to stimulate another anus sexually using toys
Bro, Jessica totally let me pack the crack last night!
No way dude, Maxie won't ever let me even bring up the subject of anal!
by chrisbkremes October 4, 2017
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head crack

Rolling a 6 while playing a c-lo..
*He rolled two threes and a six.* "head crack!"
by stelli January 4, 2007
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