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funky butt lovin

Term often uttered by a doctor after he is hit in the nose by a patient whose tendons have healed a little tight
Doctor: Ow! Funky butt lovin!

George: Did he say, "funky butt-loving"?

-paraphrased from the 1993 movie "Rookie of the Year"
by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007
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butt cheek

Her shorts were short and you could see the little moons of her butt cheeks.
by cornholio October 18, 2003
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Butt Clown

One (or more) males in a group who always think they are funny, but instead embarrass their friends - especially around women.
Tom: "Ugh, I was talking to these two hot chicks, and then Doug comes up outta nowhere and starts dry humping me, thinking he was being funny"

Dave: "What a butt clown...I've got his car keys, let's just take off and leave him here"
by frostboy74 September 16, 2009
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small butt

Literally a small butt.
Maybe muscular.

Can be narrow.
Can be on a small person.
Flat.
Guys sometimes don't like girls with small butt s. It's kinda rude cuz many nice and awesome girls have small butts. So guys: calm the fuck down and read the pages before you judge the cover. Jesus fuck...
by and-my-name-is-TUPAC May 5, 2015
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Yellowstone National Butt Geyser

The insertion of one's penis into an anus (male or female), followed by the expulsion of urine, rather than ejaculate, into the anal cavity.
She's going to know that she got a Yellowstone National Butt Geyser, once she realizes I had asparagus for dinner.
by bonerchugger6969 December 6, 2010
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bust a nut in gollums butt

to ejaculate a load in the anus of the middle earth creature Gollum while wearing the ring of power as a cock ring.
i bust a nut in Gollums butt
by devildoggydogg March 12, 2008
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Poot Butt

A seemingly weak, or effeminate male. A punk. Often flakey or phoney. A man that is too soft and who lacks the bravery or masculinity of men considered to be strong and is contrary to men thought of as being a man's man. A coward.
Frank is a REAL man, he's not afraid to stand up to other men. He's a STRONG man. But Bobby ain't nothin' but a POOT BUTT. Marcus is also poot butt. And Larry's another 'lil poot butt.
by TF Peacemaker July 6, 2008
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