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Old Fashioned Bastard

1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.

2.) One who engages in above definition
1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.

2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!
by u8wood May 13, 2005
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limey bastard

A stuck up resident of the sewer known as England who lack any sense of humor and take themselves as seriously as the French when an American decides to make fun of them. usually caused by their lack of sunlight and tasteless, nauseating diet.
Fuck off if you cant take a joke, you miserable snaggletoothed limey bastard.
by The Elf July 11, 2006
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communist bastard

1. the highest level of communist loserness
2. communist who doesn't know who their father is
by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002
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Bastone

Italian definition for "stick" commonly used to describe the visibile male organ for sexual intercourse (i.e. the penis).
"Guys...when are we going to hit the club...I got this bastone."
by jl productions December 27, 2011
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Bastic

Biggest hacker on GameBattles, also is a Typical smelly Pakii who's last name is Banger. Without Bastic's hacks on Mw3 he is porbs the worst player EU always dropping doughnuts.
Bastic would be on a 1v4 Clutch and he would Stop half way and presses start. Then go back the way he comes from.
by SinnyG December 31, 2011
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Basting

The act of delivering an absolute montage of compliments to the desired subject. Often commonly done by method of awkward slam poetry. The best way to do this is to over exaggerate the flattery to the point of absolute cringe and disgust.

The exact opposite of roasting.
Hey bro, you're going to get a bad basting if you keep being such a good friend.

Basting you is my calling in life; how could I neglect the fact you've always been there for me through thick and thin; I need you in my life desperately, so much it hurts me deep down.
by Sir Benjamin Tennyson June 9, 2016
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spherical bastard

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used it to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".
Your bastardness is as as the planets you flap about, spherical. You're a spherical bastard.
by derelictus May 31, 2010
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