ordering off the menu

While in a relationship you have sexual encounters with another person that is not your significant other.
You can look at the menu; You cant talk about the menu; but you dont order off the menu.

Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.
by jimbrand beer January 9, 2012
mugGet the ordering off the menumug.

jack off

when you want jack to get off you with minimal words
"Jack off!"
by gofuckyourself6969 May 7, 2021
mugGet the jack offmug.

teched off

A state of unemployment caused by automation or the employment of a new technology.
I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.
by Gwendanor September 1, 2016
mugGet the teched offmug.

slut off

When a group of females compete against eachother to try and fuck the same guy. Things girls do include making eachother look bad, wearing slutty clothing, and sexually flirting with the guy. Winner is the first girl who sleeps with the guy
Alex- Omg there's a new hot guy at school

Tara- Promise you wont go into the slut off for him
Alex- Nah, that's Hannah and Maddys job
by majorfreaksallday July 16, 2017
mugGet the slut offmug.

glerking off

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding
She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed
by anomalycaris November 6, 2022
mugGet the glerking offmug.

Suck Classic Off Day

Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)
Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
by Rick Fork November 6, 2024
mugGet the Suck Classic Off Daymug.

Flip off

When your to much of a bitch to say fuck off so you say flip off
Flip off
by Fxnn122 January 3, 2022
mugGet the Flip offmug.

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