depression

1. The feeling of being dead/empty inside with nowhere to turn. Generally caused by one of the opposite sex.
2. What I'm going through right now using the above reason.

Tastyhamsandwich was really depress about loving the girl so much, yet not being able to be with her...

by tastyhamsandwich February 29, 2004

Depression

A. medical condition, characterized by feeling sad, hopeless, unwanted, unworthy...
B. part of everyones life.

john suffered from depression after break up with his girlfriend of two years.

by bigT November 10, 2004

recession date

An event in which someone admittedly attracted to you asks you out, under the pretences of friendship. You will attend typically romantic settings and events, such as a candle lit dinner. Usually getting to know each other, with pleasant conversation, acting with good behavior, and dressing to impress, however, there is no expectation and has no obligation to pay for you. If so willing to become physical to the point of intercourse, then they are willing participant, but are still in no way obligated to spend the night, or pay for cab fare home.

John: I’ve like you for a while, you want to go to dinner with me tonight.
Jane: Sure, it’s a date. Pick me up at 7.
John: What? No, this isn’t a date; I just think you’d be a cool friend.
Jane: Oh, okay.
John: But, if you want to come home with me after then I’m up for that to.
Jane: Are you seriously trying to ask me out on a recession date.

by style_D April 10, 2009

depression sex

verb.

When two depressed people have sex which includes touching/kissing of scars, cuts, bruises or burns. A very sad and loving way of intercourse. Can also be categorized as masochistic.

"Jack was craving depression sex that night because of the things he had done."

by ghostlyChild March 5, 2016

Vagina depression

When a vagina hasn't been used in a very long time, it turns a greyish-purple color, shrivels up and tends to fall off if not treated with at least ten cans of bounce dat ass immediately.

girl: "Oh my god, I have vagina depression!"

guy: "Hurry, I have ten cans of bounce dat ass on me.

girl: "Really, where?

guy: "On the south pole!"

by LoL muffin man January 1, 2010

depression

the opposite way of approaching anger, sadness and madness.

me in such ways.

by branded February 19, 2004

Seasonal depression

When winter finally ends and you realize on the first sunny warm day how sad you were in the colder weather and how great the warm weather makes your mood feel.

So glad I can wear shorts again, my seasonal depression is lifted

by Writergz June 3, 2018