Paintle

When a mans penis gets caught in a zipper.

I had to get surgery when my dick got paintled

by sex terms May 20, 2014

paint the inside

To ejaculate during sex without a condom.

(Careful, bro, don't paint the inside!")

by Priapism76 June 11, 2014

paint the dog

Slapping it around in private. To masturbate.

Mum's gone out so now I'm going to paint the dog until he barks.

by The Dog Painter July 16, 2014

Paintbruh

Someone who has the sides of their head shaved, but not the top. Said because closely resemble paintbrushes.

"Did you see Macklemore's haircut?"
"Total paintbruh."

by OcelotToes April 8, 2015

phantasmic

Phantasmic is a person who is encouraging, and helps others. They have a wealth of knowledge, and are great at bullshitting. You will want a phantasmic in your life.

She's a phantasmic, that one! Or, that's a phantasmic person. They are phantasmic. This music is totally phantasmic. Etc..

by BubbleOnly12 July 13, 2015

Paint Job

When a man sticks his dick in red paint and begins to titty fuck a woman giving her chest a paint job

I gave Wyatt's sister a paint job last night!

by Rex Johnson 007 July 18, 2016

Paintpeeler

A turd let that stinks so bad it actually peels the paint from the bathroom walls your shithing in!

Man I just dropped a rotten paintpeeler back there, better give it an hour!

by Oogiesworld February 16, 2017