patsan

Russian slang for "kid", typically used in a derogatory way to those younger than you.

I have work tomorrow, leave me alone patsan

by Ruski Snayper Cheeki Breeki November 23, 2015

patty mayonnaise

A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.

When Doug Funnie finally gets to go down on Patty Mayonnaise.

by Agent Kaniff July 23, 2007

Patty-Polar

Behavior far beyond being bi-polar. An unreasonable state of mind that causes a person to obsess over people in internet chat rooms. Having very rare and limited times of lucidity and sanity (usually while only going to the bathroom) and primarily erupting into rants, raves and ridiculous comments. Those who suffer from this rare disorder, are typically called "lowlife losers" or "escaped mental patients". Symptoms include pathological lying, stalking, obsessions with people, extreme foul language and lack of personal hygiene.

Donovan talks like a possessed demon because she is Patty-polar.

by KatieKat82 December 8, 2007

bouncing pansy

1) a feminine guy
2) a drug made of anti-depressants and tranquillizers mixed. a limited edition made by someone who was very bored and pretending to be doing coursework and happened to have a mirror lying around.

person 1: will lord is a bouncing pansy
person 2: i know.

person 1: why won't she wake up?
person 2: she's taken bouncing pansy.
person 1: oh. she looks kinda dead.

by TheCuriousOrange November 15, 2003

peppermint patty haiku

Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.

Peppermint Patty,
hates the "Man from Nantucket".
Gee, I wonder why.
Peppermint Patty haiku

by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

Kink patty

A kink patty is when you take the males feces and make it into the shape of a hamburger...then you place it on his chest and flip it with your hand flat like a spatula.then make sizzling noises and pretend he's so hot he can cook your kink patty once you've had enough fun with that place the shaped feces on a hamburger bun and there it is...a kink patty

Hey babe I'm feeling overly kinky tonight...are you ok with that? Mind if I make a kink patty on your hairy sexy chest and make a burger with your poop?

by Dr. Kink August 26, 2015

Patsyqwerty

One kick-ass cool chick. Has kick-ass taste in music and epic tits. One fine mamajama. A real classy bird. Can usually be found kicking ass with a simple, "...and every-thangs", wearing chic sunglasses, rolling with a kick-ass crew, and has great kick-ass fashion sense.

"Did you see that cool chick with the kick-ass epic tits' last fm page?"

"Yeah, but she's no Patsyqwerty."

by Bubba Cook May 9, 2008