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mantastic fairy

A fairy who uses gun powder as pixie dust and flies with a jetpack instead of wings. The Bugatti (world's fastest production car) gets its power from mantastic fairies residing in its engine. One mantastic fairy alone can run an entire city's power source.
Did you hear? Tinker Bell dumped that pansy Peter Pan and hooked up with a mantastic fairy!
by Dude_Brah_Man January 26, 2011
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mental jinx

When someone is thinking the same thing as you, and you jinx them for it. Regular jinxing rules apply in that the person must remain silent until you say their name.
Person 1: "That was the worst movie ever!"

Person 2: "Mental Jinx!"
by foxieroxie February 20, 2011
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mental queef

"Your idea smells like a mental queef."

"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"
by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011
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Mental Migory

A person or group of people who are of a lower level of intelligence than those in there general vicinity, or on a greater level, those in their respected society.
Members of the Tea Party who are not part of the 1%, thus making them part of the 99% are forever lost in the bounds of Mental Migory.
by Tubbis Maximus December 7, 2011
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Mental Minder

A person that is in charge or has the authority to observe and dictate what material of knowledge offered to the minds of our students.
The teacher is a mental minder who guides the thoughts and minds of the children.
by Lynedrac December 16, 2011
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Mental Sotardation

A person with a mental deficiency beyond any humanly normal retard levels.
This is a severe case of mental sotardation.
by black_dude October 23, 2012
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mental stalking

The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:

a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."
Girl: " I can't stop thinking about him. Like, omg he is sooooooo cute. I think our babies will be cute. I hope me and his mom get along. I'm sure he's the one." *sigh* with a smile while looking upward.

Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."

Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"

Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."
by zaista August 27, 2013
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