Gloke

A girl who is spiritually a bloke but a female version

“Her? Yeah Bro she’s more of a gloke than anything”

by Cioara April 5, 2025

glack fack

when you stick your dick into a revolver with 1 loaded bullet, and take turns with someone else clicking the trigger until it shoots.

I played glack fack with my homies. it did not end well.

by greenmack8990 April 14, 2025

Glick

Hella good head (blowjob - oral)

Bro my girl just gave me some glick

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

Glonk

Does nothing its whole life and just dies/meaningless

"youre a glonk"

"discord mods are glonks"

by Arieo July 14, 2025

Glorkyplork

This is kind of a racial slur against people who are called "Nexor". If you say this word and your name is not Nexor, legends say that one year of your life gets removed.

Lumpert(while shouting):You gosh darn glorkyplork!

by NotStarshooter July 27, 2025

Glonked

a situation where you need to think of a plan/solution.

I accidentally hit the guitar, i broke it. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025

Glonked

A situational problem that is clearly needed to solve the problem.

Man, I broke the guitar that you gave me. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025