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Friendectomy

Process of removing a friend, who has become too agonizing, from your friends list.
My Facebook needs a Friendectomy because this douche bag keeps poking me.
Friendectomy by marcojmt February 1, 2009

Friend Counting 

when one notices a -1 on the number of facebook friends due to someone deactivating or blocking; typical behaviors of one trying excessively to retain a nonexistent popularity.
Dave- So I notice you deactivated your facebook the other day.

Gray- Yeah, I thought that it was too distracting. Wait, how did you–

Dave- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?

Yes, Dave was friend counting.
Friend Counting by pooshine December 29, 2009

Friend Factor 

When you like someone, but you can never muster up the courage to talk to them when they're with friends. Whether it's because you don't feel comfortable with the friends, or you don't want to embarrass yourself, these friends are a major cockblock for you.
Ex. 1. I want to talk to Tommy, but his friends are with him!

I hate being a victim to the Friend Factor!

Ex. 2. If I go up to Rick and his pals, I know I'll embarrass myself! Stupid friend factor >:(
Friend Factor by NorthKorea June 26, 2012

FriendEnder 

An email, text message or other form of non verbal communication that conveys the desire to have sexual relations to a friend that you are interested in, or will be, cutting off ties with soon, as a sort of "Hail Mary" on the friendship. It's further implied that no reply is needed if the answer is no. Surefire way to end friendships, or make them that much better.
John: Hey, you still friends with that girl, Jenny?

Mark: (laughs) Nah, I dropped the FriendEnder on her. Haven't heard from her since.
FriendEnder by Kishoto April 24, 2013

Friend Up 

F U.. or Friend Up means to step up as a friend and do something a friend requests; or to hangout. It can also mean to become friends with someone. Like the term 'man up', it's almost the same, but.. friend up means 'be a friend'. Friend Up is changing the way people see the abbreviation F U.
Example 1:
Person 1: Dude come inside the beer store with me
Person 2: I can't bro I'm way too high to handle seeing people right now
Person 1: Come on man... Friend Up
Example 2:
Person 1: Hey do you want to Friend Up?
Person2: Ya lets do it
Friend Up by Friend Up January 13, 2015

Frienationshift 

I guess we're going through a frienationshift.
Frienationshift by Demattollah February 11, 2015