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FriendEnder 

An email, text message or other form of non verbal communication that conveys the desire to have sexual relations to a friend that you are interested in, or will be, cutting off ties with soon, as a sort of "Hail Mary" on the friendship. It's further implied that no reply is needed if the answer is no. Surefire way to end friendships, or make them that much better.
John: Hey, you still friends with that girl, Jenny?

Mark: (laughs) Nah, I dropped the FriendEnder on her. Haven't heard from her since.
FriendEnder by Kishoto April 24, 2013
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friendenemapanion 

This is a reference from the show red vs. blue
Its our mutual friend/enemy/companion or friendenemapanion for short.

Friendundent 

When your friends don't actually care about you. They will take advantage of you for their own benefit and will have no concern for your feelings.
Emma and Emily were made friendundent when they realised that their 'friend' Abigail only stayed friends with them so they could help her in music lessons and copy their English homework
Friendundent by Hyper_Chocolate June 26, 2020

friendenemy 

A single dichotomous relationship in which the parties involved interact sometimes as the best of friends, and in other instances the worst of enemies in a continual, perpetual cycle.
In the Present: Nicky Hilton in Bed with Paris Hilton's Enemy,"she is my friendenemy Exclaims Paris".
1 week later: Paris Hilton said to reporters today that her an Niky are the best of friends.

4 weeks later: Nicky Hilton leaves Paris Hilton for a new BFF, and potentially Paris Hilton's reality show, stating that their relationship is officially over, or is this just friendenemy talk".

2 months later: Nicky and Paris, Best sisters and friends forever, as they showed up together at MTV's VMA awards, see the friendenemy fall out at the after party.

Paris & Nicky, these are just fictitious examples, there is no need to call me, well unless you really want to ...

Friendenema 

The act of Purging and cleansing of lousy friends via social media/contact deletion.
I just performed a Friendenema on Facebook and ended up deleting 54 people that I don't recognize.
Friendenema by I am the Travis January 21, 2015

friendtender 

A bartender at a bar/club which you frequent that you now know by name and often can get some free drinks from. If taken advantage of, reverts quickly back to bartender only.
Hey guys, I will get the drinks, they guy behind the bar is my friendtender.

Cool, man, tip him well!
friendtender by prakaru April 5, 2011

friendenemies 

When people really do not like each other but will be cordially sarcastic to one another so as not to cause any drama and draw attention to themselves at social affairs.
Sandra is having a birthday party she's friends with Jane and Sally . Sandra decides to invite Jane and Sally she knows they are friendenemies ; she leaves it up to them to accept or decline. They both show up and are cordial / sarcastic keeping the peace for the sake of their mutual friend's party.
friendenemies by Pepper1121 February 10, 2018
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