Ely

A hot sexy latina with dark hair, bien chichona y nalgona. Her favorite food is chicharrones. She loves calling people out on twitter. She's a loyal friend who will taser anyone that messes with her besties. She's not afraid to call you out on your bullshit. Can be forgetful and drive off without her food. Loves giving lap dances. Changes her hair color every week. Her poops come out snake shaped. WAYYY out of her exes league, and out of their height range too. Her exes definitely lurk on her social media.

Ely, ely, look at me, curb stopping is not okay.

by themexicanwolverine April 15, 2022

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Elie

Elie’s are usually very goated and intelligent. Can be also defined as a sexy motherfucker

He’s so hot
Yeah I know he’s Elie

by Eyesight November 21, 2021

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Eli

Eli is a bozo, and very emo but he’s one of the people that you’ll never regret meeeting. He’s funny and also tall.

Eli is ur mom

by Urmomdotdotcomm November 8, 2021

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Elis

A really nice guy. He can be a little bit quiet sometimes but generally, he speaks out on what is on his mind. He also has the biggest dump truck you can ever imagine, his ass is so big you can't even comprehend. He is also really short and has a crooked center parting. His penis is also around 2.62 meters long.

Oh God, there he is, the guy with the biggest dump truck and penis in all of Europe, Elis

by Giganormus Guy September 6, 2021

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A very kind person with good hair and a nice smile. He is also taken so everybody better back off. His girlfriend is amazing and is prettier than you. He is really tall and good at sports (but not Wii sports tho , he's bad at that)
Overall a very good looking and nice guy.

"niall who's your best friend"?
"Eli is my best friend and I love him so much!!!!"

by fbhbefhbefh August 14, 2021

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