exeting

The act of "texting" while literally sitting on the toilet. The "ex" represents excrement and, of course, "texting" can is easily found in the word "exeting".

"I closed that deal with my client while exeting"!

by PMCSJ September 20, 2019

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Exemp

Short For Exemplary, A Military Outstanding Rating

Exemp!

Exemp For That.

by HRM Queen Zion September 28, 2019

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exersize

Stretches and workouts dat you perform to improve da physical dimensions of one or more body-parts.

One often does exersizes to enlarge muscles and reduce belly-fat. Another not-so-well-known regimen that's something like this was detailed in a humorous narrative a few years ago: a dude riding on a public bus notices a fellow passenger vigorously massaging her quite-ample chest while chanting something quietly to herself. Upon curiously questioning her, da guy is surprised to hear da lady say dat six months earlier, her therapist had recommended a fairly-simple cure for her then-unusually-flat chest --- "I just massage the area for a few minutes several times a day while uttering the phrase, 'Scooby-dooby-doobies, I want bigger boobies!' And as you can see, it's worked wonderfully!" Da guy ponders a moment and then asks, "Is your therapist Jim Jones, by any chance?" Upon hearing dat it is and being asked how he guessed, da dude replies a bit sheepishly, "Hickory-dickory-dock..."

by QuacksO February 11, 2020

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Exerscuse

An excuse for performing previously normal activities which require physical exertion, yet are not 'legally' categorised as exercise. Used primarily in the 'covid19' age.

Paul: hey Rudiger, how you gonna get to Amy's house to play Trivial Persuit during this lock-down?

Rudiger: Easy bro, got the perfect exerscuse: just walking.

by Tripman April 16, 2020

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