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Exerscuse

Anybody who actually believes any form of exercise apart from ACTUAL exercise will work for them just as well when in actual fact they're just too lazy to do it properly.
John: So I heard Steve is using those new supplements that supposedly get you ripped in less than 2 weeks?

Dave: He's just using that as an exerscuse so he doesn't have to get off Xbox live.

Steve: Pah! Who needs running, I can run right here on my couch.
by thealmightyninja November 24, 2010
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exerscuse

A reason not to exercise.
I was going to work out today but my exerscuse is having to finish watching my TIVO'd Colbert Reports.
by brillo boy September 4, 2010
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Exerscuse

An excuse for performing previously normal activities which require physical exertion, yet are not 'legally' categorised as exercise. Used primarily in the 'covid19' age.
Paul: hey Rudiger, how you gonna get to Amy's house to play Trivial Persuit during this lock-down?

Rudiger: Easy bro, got the perfect exerscuse: just walking.
by Tripman April 16, 2020
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Isometric Exercise

The act of stretching your calves on the window.
Skinner: "Superintendent!.. I was just...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric Exercise! Care to join me?"
by xXGaLaXyXx July 16, 2018
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exercuse

lame reasons not to exercise, often complete bullshit; usually the result of extreme self-consciousness when it comes to public exercise
A: Man, I was gonna go to the gym last night, but, uh, I got the runs!
B: Psssh, please! I don't wanna hear your exercuses!
by Maloret December 10, 2007
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towel exercise

the act of using the erect penis and flexing the hard-on while a towel is hanging from it so it looks as if the penis is lifting the towel
used by man-"before I go on a date I like to do some towel exercises"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"
by kwheezy February 25, 2008
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exercise

something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.
dude 1: hey, maybe we should go like exercise or something.

dude 2: fuck that, i'm having a dandy enough time right here on the internets.

dude 1: word
by Saack August 9, 2008
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